The joke of aliens

Once, an alien came to learn English. First he learned: me me me me me! from his teacher.

The second day he came, he learned: forks and knives, forks and knives.

The third time he came, he learned: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, ha-lle-lu-jah!

The fourth time he came, his teacher was dead. And a police came. The police said: Who did this?

The alien said: me me me me me!

And then the police said: with what?

And then the alien said: forks and knives, forks and knives!

And then the policeman said you're going to jail.

After, the alien, while he was walking to jail said: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, ha-lle-lu-jah!

And if you don't comment, I will cry.

And if you don't cry, I will comment.

My favorite Movies

5. Finding Nemo

4. Madagascar

3. Herbie

2. Nutcracker

1. Sound of Music

I could only think of 5 movies. Could you give me some more ideas?