Sunday, July 31, 2005

The joke of aliens

Once, an alien came to learn English. First he learned: me me me me me! from his teacher.

The second day he came, he learned: forks and knives, forks and knives.

The third time he came, he learned: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, ha-lle-lu-jah!

The fourth time he came, his teacher was dead. And a police came. The police said: Who did this?

The alien said: me me me me me!

And then the police said: with what?

And then the alien said: forks and knives, forks and knives!

And then the policeman said you're going to jail.

After, the alien, while he was walking to jail said: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, ha-lle-lu-jah!

And if you don't comment, I will cry.

And if you don't cry, I will comment.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

dam thats WHACK!
and thats my comment!

Mazin said...

I just want to test the comments

Grandma Mac said...

Maude,
I like your alien joke. Here's a joke for you:


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Love, Grandma

erin said...

Good joke Maude! So good, I'm speechless.

Rockin' Robin said...

What a funny joke Maude!

Heidi Ashton said...

Maude,
You are so smart!! You have so much talent!! I loved your joke.

We miss you in our Ward!! Your new Ward is very lucky to have you

Love,
Heidi Ashton

Connors mom

jared(ralph) said...

very clever maudie, i like it. did you make that up or what? if you did, maybe you should just go to new york city and become a comedian.
love, jared

Lindsey said...

I love it.