Once, an alien came to learn English. First he learned: me me me me me! from his teacher.
The second day he came, he learned: forks and knives, forks and knives.
The third time he came, he learned: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, ha-lle-lu-jah!
The fourth time he came, his teacher was dead. And a police came. The police said: Who did this?
The alien said: me me me me me!
And then the police said: with what?
And then the alien said: forks and knives, forks and knives!
And then the policeman said you're going to jail.
After, the alien, while he was walking to jail said: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, ha-lle-lu-jah!
And if you don't comment, I will cry.
And if you don't cry, I will comment.