Down by the bay

Down by the bay,
Where the watermelons grow,
Back to my home
I dare not go.
For if I do,
My Mother will say:
Did you ever see a fool, going to school Down by the bay?

Please think of more rhymes for Down by the Bay.

audio alien joke

The joke of aliens

Once, an alien came to learn English. First he learned: me me me me me! from his teacher.

The second day he came, he learned: forks and knives, forks and knives.

The third time he came, he learned: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, ha-lle-lu-jah!

The fourth time he came, his teacher was dead. And a police came. The police said: Who did this?

The alien said: me me me me me!

And then the police said: with what?

And then the alien said: forks and knives, forks and knives!

And then the policeman said you're going to jail.

After, the alien, while he was walking to jail said: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, ha-lle-lu-jah!

And if you don't comment, I will cry.

And if you don't cry, I will comment.

My favorite Movies

5. Finding Nemo

4. Madagascar

3. Herbie

2. Nutcracker

1. Sound of Music

I could only think of 5 movies. Could you give me some more ideas?

The crazy poem by Maude

I have been reading A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein, and I thought it would be fun to make my own poem. I'm going to put my poem on my blog. Here it is:

Oh! How I love chocolate chip cookies.
I ate one today.
I want one more. I will eat it with a fork!!!
And don't think you are going to call me a dork.

Animal adventuring

10. 10th is a snail

9. 9th is a gorilla

8. My 8th is a rainbowfish

7. My 7th is a lion

6. My 6th is a tiger

5. My 5th is a bluebird, because one of my favorite colors is blue.

4. My 4th is a monkey

3. My 3rd is a seal

2. My 2nd is a CAAAARRRRRRdinal

1. My favorite animal in the whole wide world is a TOUOUOOOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUcan.

Favorite Colors

Here are my favorite colors:

10. Black--I hate black

9. Orange

8. Red

7. Dark, dark blue

6. Dark purple

5. Light purple

4. Light green

3. Light blue

2. Yellow

1. Pink

Favorite Blues

Here are my favorite blues:

11. glittering dark blue

10. glittering light blue

9. shiny blue

8. glittering blue

7. middle blue

6. bright blue

5. lightest blue in the world

4. turquoise

3. light blue

2. ocean blue

1. sky blue

Favorite Family Home Evening activities

Here are my favorite activities:

6. Going out for ice cream

5. Hide and Go seek

4. Charades

3. Prophet raps

2. Sardines

1. Colored corners

I could only think of 6 activities. Can you think of some?

Intro. to Maude's blog

You are so coo-coo.